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shortstuck:

Roommate was reading Paradox Space and he wouldn’t stop laughing.

So he showed me this.

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no biggie right? well then he erased johns mouth and i just

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HIS FUCKING NOSE IS NOW HIS MOUTH AND I CANT

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SEND HELP

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HE LOOKS SO LOST IN EVERYTHING

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me

We don’t need no education turned 3 today!

our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

drakefanclub:

Neato

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

russellbrowe:

if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME