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Dudes, i “lost” my computer for a week. So, no more posts for while. I can get it back, but only next week.

See you later guys

charlesoberonn:

Biology tells you you’re 70% water

Chemistry tells you you’re 60% oxygen

Physics tell you you’re 99.99999999% empty space

And I tell you you’re 100% a cutie.

l4q:

get this bullshit off of my dashboard right now

the-family-kenway:

ubisoft: “look at this new game! French Revolution Assassin!”

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"It’s only available for PS4/Xbox One!"

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WHAT THE FUCK I’M 17 YEARS OLD

I KNEW I WAS BORN 17 YEARS AGO, BUD I JUST REALIZED I AM 17 YEARS OLD NOW

HOW???? NO. NO NO NO NO N O NO NO, I WANNA GO BACK TO 8 PLEASE

telapathetic:

Why sleep when you can regret life choices

crystallized-teardrops:

my life is a vicious cycle of trying to get my shit together but failing

lindsaylohoean:

did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells

oldspice:

Face hair grows for a reason: to be heartlessly decimated by the Old Spice face-shaving machines. 

After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.

— (via sensxal-bliss)


snapchatting:

i didn’t know what to get you for your birthday, so i made you this photo album and filled it with great pictures of me. i look so good. you’re welcome

nyaa:

I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief

psych-facts:

https://www.facebook.com/neurolove.me