Dudes, i “lost” my computer for a week. So, no more posts for while. I can get it back, but only next week.
See you later guys
Biology tells you you’re 70% water
Chemistry tells you you’re 60% oxygen
Physics tell you you’re 99.99999999% empty space
And I tell you you’re 100% a cutie.
get this bullshit off of my dashboard right now
ubisoft: “look at this new game! French Revolution Assassin!”
"It’s only available for PS4/Xbox One!"
WHAT THE FUCK I’M 17 YEARS OLD
I KNEW I WAS BORN 17 YEARS AGO, BUD I JUST REALIZED I AM 17 YEARS OLD NOW
HOW???? NO. NO NO NO NO N O NO NO, I WANNA GO BACK TO 8 PLEASE
Why sleep when you can regret life choices
my life is a vicious cycle of trying to get my shit together but failing
did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells
Face hair grows for a reason: to be heartlessly decimated by the Old Spice face-shaving machines.
— (via sensxal-bliss)
i didn’t know what to get you for your birthday, so i made you this photo album and filled it with great pictures of me. i look so good. you’re welcome
I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief