Roommate was reading Paradox Space and he wouldn’t stop laughing.
So he showed me this.
no biggie right? well then he erased johns mouth and i just
HIS FUCKING NOSE IS NOW HIS MOUTH AND I CANT
HE LOOKS SO LOST IN EVERYTHING
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
*starts typing text post*
*realizes nobody cares*
*stops typing text post*
stop what you’re doing and adore me
THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES
today at work someone tipped me a potato
in some countries that is a marriage proposal
Even the potato looks confused
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME